Airplane 3: A Tale of Two T i t t i e s
7:16 A.M. Erin Sanders sat awake in her bed, unable to sleep.
Mr. Waternoose stood threateningly above Erin’s bed. “Mmm, a virgin…” he thought to himself menacingly. His breathing increased and a great bulge erupted from between his 8 legs. Suddenly, Erin woke. She saw his big bulge and instantly became wet. She came without even penetration. Mr. Waternoose put on his fedora and left without another word.
This was normal, as she was getting ready for her flight asd dhe hsd be ever been on a plane before but this would be unlike any flight ever before occurred because this flight was none other than malaysia flight 370, aka the flight that hit the world trade center!!1
Bane came out of the plane naked virgin who also had sex yes they exist and Erin said “Wow you’re a big guy” Bane replied “For you” and then crashed the plane with no survivors (Except Bane (and Erin)).
Erin woke up in the middle of a burnt office. “Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve!” Screamed George Bush! “Im gonna fuck your 10 year old pussy!! You, and that cute freshman from the library!” screamed the goat-fucker: what the fuck is happening? Dogg looked at her and said i fuck you too save your ;life. She said thank you and that she didn't remember the fuck. Snoop Dogg looked at her and said everything was going to be ok,
Boom, Erin dead! Doggy fucks erins corpse mmmm sexy.
Suddenly, Mr. Waternoose, Bane, and Snoop DOgg were fighting over rights to fuck Erin! Bana pulled up his fart gun ande blaqsated the duo in the face! Both died & Erin and Bane lived happily ever after! Then M night shymalanadingdong pulled a twist and revealed he was bane this whole time. MMM erin sex.
This event was witnessed by gerard way who cried for 999999999999999999999999 hours until his tears formed the word “My Chemical Romance” and started the emo army of 12-14 year old girls who cut their wrists.
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